Recipe for a LARGE mess.
One fussy and hungry child
One dollop of messy dinner
One busy and frantic mother
2 large peanut butter chocolate chip cookie
Mix together - squishing in all crevices and throughout hair. Make sure the entire body and high chair are covered completely. Add in some tears and buggers for good measure. At this point more chocolate peanut butter cookies may be added to sweeten the deal. Let sit for 20 minutes to give it time to set in and calcify properly and viola you have a certified mess and baby and mother ready for bed.
All joking aside - I hope I am not the only mother who has given sweets as a way to get through the dinner hour (aka the witching hour for all toddlers). I have found it is the "top secret" secret to making it through a meal time. I am also completely aware that these pictures will be used at some point to guilt me into doing or giving something to the above mentioned child. Although as a totally impartial and non-biased mother I challenge anyone to say that he doesn't look cute covered in chocolate. Then again, what doesn't look better covered in chocolate. In my world EVERYTHING should be covered in chocolate with a little peanut butter on the side for good measure.
One fussy and hungry child
One dollop of messy dinner
One busy and frantic mother
2 large peanut butter chocolate chip cookie
Mix together - squishing in all crevices and throughout hair. Make sure the entire body and high chair are covered completely. Add in some tears and buggers for good measure. At this point more chocolate peanut butter cookies may be added to sweeten the deal. Let sit for 20 minutes to give it time to set in and calcify properly and viola you have a certified mess and baby and mother ready for bed.
All joking aside - I hope I am not the only mother who has given sweets as a way to get through the dinner hour (aka the witching hour for all toddlers). I have found it is the "top secret" secret to making it through a meal time. I am also completely aware that these pictures will be used at some point to guilt me into doing or giving something to the above mentioned child. Although as a totally impartial and non-biased mother I challenge anyone to say that he doesn't look cute covered in chocolate. Then again, what doesn't look better covered in chocolate. In my world EVERYTHING should be covered in chocolate with a little peanut butter on the side for good measure.
1 comment:
so cute yet so gross....and i loved your commentary!
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