THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES  Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and  3 kids each for six weeks.  Each kid will play  two sports  and either take music  or dance classes.  There is no fast food.  Each man must  take care of his 3 kids;  keep his assigned house clean,  correct all homework,  and complete science projects,  cook, do laundry,  and pay a list of 'pretend' bills  with not enough money.  In addition, each man  will have to budget in money  for groceries each week.  Each man  must remember the birthdays  of all their friends and relatives,  and send cards out  on time--no emailing.  Each man must also  take each child to a doctor's appointment,  a dentist appointment  and a haircut appointment.  He must make  one un scheduled and inconvenient  visit per child  to th e Urgent Care.  He must also  make cookies or cupcakes  for a social function.  Each man will be responsible for  decorating his own assigned house,  planting flowers outside  and keeping it presentable  at all times.  The men will only  have access to television  when the kids are asleep  and all chores are done.  The men must  shave their legs,  wear makeup daily,  adorn himself with jewelry,  wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,  keep fingernails polished  and eyebrows groomed.  During one of the six weeks,  the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,  and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or  slow down from other duties.  They must attend  weekly school meetings,  church, and find time  at least once to spend the afternoon  at the park or a similar setting.  They will need to  read a book to the kids  each night and in the morning,  feed them, dress them,  brush their teeth and  comb their hair by 7:00 am.  A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:  each child's birthday,  height, weight, shoe size, clothes size  and doctor's name.  Also the child's weight at birth,  length, time of birth,  and length of labor,  each child's favorite color,  middle name,  favorite snack,  favorite song,  favorite drink,  favorite toy,  biggest fear and  what they want to be when they grow up.  The kids vote them off the island  based on performance.  The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy  to be intimate with his spouse  at a moment's notice.  If the last man does win,  he can play the game over and over  and over again for the next 18-25 years  eventually earning the right  To be called Mother!  After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you  think will get a kick out of it and  as many men as you think can  handle it.  Just don't send it back to me....    I' m going to bed.